Control freaks who are fond of the o-b-e-d-i-e-n-c-e word need not apply.
Yes. We have given up on our mum. She is rubbish. Useless at updating our blog. Her head is full of nonsense.
She calls it work. (She does Bed and Breakfast things) Too tedious for words.
Nope. Not even the biggest bone in the world will appease us.
Applications and CVs urgently invited.
Our new personal assistant will help us tell you about when our pal Piper came to stay
Oh and if SHE steals our blog ever again to talk about cat things then we will be not happy. Not happy at all.