Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The Seven Ages of a Redgirl

Mz Hat .. born 16th October 2003. Vital statistics. 100% Gorgeous.

1. BABYHOOD. And Transport Arrangements.




2. TERRIBLE TODDLER ...
who ate the pies? who ate the bulbs? Not ME!


3. SCHOOL DAYS

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4. TEENAGE MODELLING


5. CAREER WOMAN
Successful

Experienced

And still very foxy

(thank you Professor Buster)


6. MIDLIFE CRISIS



7. WHATEVER NEXT ??


Thursday, July 03, 2008

Menage-a-Trois

Yes. Our pal Piper came to stay. We've known her since she was a wee baby girl.



Only a couple of little niggles. Piper is WAAAY too pretty for our liking (won her Yearling bitch class at Crufts this year) Also she is horribly o-b-e-d-i-e-n-t (won her Good Citizen class too) Piper does something called heeling. Off lead! Weird eh?



Senior Redgirl Hattie takes up the story.

Don't get me wrong. I LIKE Piper. She is fun. She likes the same games as we do (crocodile jaws especially) BUT (and it's a big one) she keeps trying to steal Berta. MY Berta! Well of course I'm having none of it. Here is a video showing me explaining my point of view. I had to be quite firm with my instructions and so you may wish to adjust your volume control. ( Piper is the one with the collar)

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Yes. I had to keep re-asserting my status. And I learnt a new skill. Cocking my leg! I have to say I got a bit obsessed with it. Every single time that Piper ahemm peed well I just HAD to do another one on top of it. My goodness it took vigilance but I don't think I missed a single one.


So far I've only managed to lift my right leg. Are boys ambilegstrous?